So here’s why you suck. This is about no one in particular. Multiple people inspired it. But here’s why I think you suck.
You know why boys don’t like you? Because you’re a cunt. Plain and simple. I cannot break that down into simpler terms. You’re a cooze. You lack self-confidence, therefore reducing how attractive you are. Your other problem? You ask the question “Why don’t boys like me?”
Because when you ask shit like that I immediately think “There’s probably a reason why boys don’t like you. And I don’t want to find out.”
Wanna fix it? Don’t slouch. Sit with your legs crossed. Look like a goddamn confident woman for once in your life. If you make that a habit you might just feel better about yourself. I’m not kidding.
You suck because you have no real dreams or aspirations. You do. But you have no plan. You have a map. You have point A and point B. Which is all well and good. But all the shit in the middle, you know, the important stuff, just isn’t there. It’s like you took your broken-ass car and got all of the body work done to make it look all pretty but your engine’s rusted the fuck out.
You? You’re a cunt and you like to lead people on. And that doesn’t fucking fly in my book. Don’t say you’re all into me then ignore me all day the next day and text me at four in the morning saying that we should just be friends and then not even bother to text me back when I ask why. That’s not fucking cool and you fucking know it.
I hope things work out with you. Because you’re lovely and beautful and I had a lot of fun last night. Probably the most fun I’ve had in quite awhile even though you like to go to parks in the middle of the night where it looks super rapey. I hope you read this.
Cool story, bro. That’s all I need to tell you. I wish you’d fall off the fucking planet sometimes.
